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go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.
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I love scrubbing my tongue bc the deeper I scrub the more I choke which makes me feel like I’m a dirty whore gagging on master’s cock
actually this is the biggest catfish on planet earth. also this post is shit and needs to die
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I am willing to marry whoever made this.
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If I were Kendall I would hang this one up in my room and frame it
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