(Source: havegotthatglitteronmyeyes, via googlechromosomes)
when the pizza guy delivers in under 30 minutes
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
"Which is annoying."
this is legitimately the best headline i have ever read in my entire life
(Source: everyteenager4free, via theanti90smovement)
i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist
remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered
Becky: heather, I can’t believe you would do this to me! he’s my ex
Heather: I love him Becky! you’re just jealous
Becky: *Tackles heather*
*****falls down stairs****
Heather & Becky: *Starts laughing while laying on the bottom step*
Heather: what are we doing? it used to never be like this?
Becky: we would never let a guy get to us like this… I promise never to change again.
Heather: *sticks out pinky*
Having none of your Lion bullshit today.
(Source: fencehopping, via beyoncevevo)
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man