hi.

May 16

sendificator:

BUT LIKE REMEMBER WHEN M.I.A. FLIPPED THE BIRD AT THE SUPER BOWL AND PEOPLE CALLED HER DIRTY AND TRASHY AND NOW JENN LAWRENCE FLIPS THE BIRD AT THE OSCARS AND SUDDENLY ITS A QUIRKY CUTE AWKWARD THING TO DO WOW #WHITEHISTORYCLASSES

(via oliverthreclson)

chickensandwich:

ailaxolotl:

chickensandwich:

boys stand up to pee

girls sit down to pee

boys sit down to poop

girls stand up to poop

how backwards is that??

I’m sorry but I have never stood up to poop

yo whatever

(Source: chickensandwich, via gelatins)

nightlifemingus:

3words-to-remember:

nightlifemingus:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

I am so confused. Like is this the wrong gif paired with the text? or are you analyzing it as a sex gif or what i dont know.

it’s a joke. the joke is that there is an incongruity between the text, which is an actual description of a sex gif i have copied and pasted, and the actual image. the juxtaposition is humorous because it is unexpected and ridiculous; not only for the obvious lack of sex between pooh and his target, but also because of lines such as “[…] how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough.” this example is in direct opposition with the action of the .gif: pooh and the man are in the beginnings of a physical altercation, there is no intimacy here. they are looking at each other with fear on one end and aggression on the other, and if they were to be able to get “close enough,” it would lead pooh to strike this man with the bat. i hope this helps and that you are able to laugh at my joke. please laugh at my jokes.

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youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

(via tresticle)

(Source: joala, via thefrogman)

May 14

[video]

nailing-shards-of-hope-together:

CALORIES AREN’T FUCKING TINY LITTLE CREATURES THAT SEW YOUR CLOTHES TIGHTER THEY ARE UNITS OF ENERGY THAT YOU NEED TO ACTUALLY PUT CLOTHES ON. OK THANKS BYE. 

(Source: unknowingly-strong, via ymcgay)

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY

(via sometimelow)

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piglii:

easterberry-test:

fartgallery:

tugboatproceedless:

fartgallery:

is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked

*cough* now its your turn *cough*

taking off my glove flap

A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous.  Allow me to raise you…

a full glove.

heavens I’m feeling rather racy tonight

perhaps even enough to display…

… a fully exposed forearm?

(via pumpkin-ple-motherfckers)

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katara:

not only is this twitter generic as hell its run by a boy  “common white girl” is run by a …male 

foxnewsofficial:

i like the internet a lot there’s a lot of fun stuff to do i’m glad i was born when i was shout out to the internet and my parents 

dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter

(via foxnewsofficial)

whatacatchbillie:

[accidentally cares about bands more than education]

(via idontgiveafuckcauseimaporkypine)