anrdew:

omg why do I have this it’s from like 2002

omg why do I have this it’s from like 2002

blameaspartame:

*PLEASE READ WITH YOUR PARENTS PERMISSION*
other words to say instead of Curses:
1. “fuck” - “frick”
2. “shit” - “crud”
3. “asshole” - “b-hole”
4. “penis” - “wimple”
5. “boner” - “a Father bulge”
6. “queef” - “Mother’s wind”
7. “anal scrape” - “Spong Bob”

*PLEASE READ WITH YOUR PARENTS PERMISSION*

other words to say instead of Curses:

1. “fuck” - “frick”

2. “shit” - “crud”

3. “asshole” - “b-hole”

4. “penis” - “wimple”

5. “boner” - “a Father bulge”

6. “queef” - “Mother’s wind”

7. “anal scrape” - “Spong Bob”

gastrogirl:

nutella fudge popsicles.

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liverpate:

azraeldoesnotdispute:

liverpate:

why am i not a banana

Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.

thanks man

hamtast:

how i make friends:

wait for them to talk to me